Hello there I am a single dad and i am looking to MEET somebody that knows all that comes with this. I am honest funny a little naughty at times and will make you laugh till you pee or spit milk through your nose it kinda depends on my mood.



Anyway about you, you would have to like smart , funny guys, average in looks with brown hair blue eyes goatee tall with a medium build you would have to like this otherwise me writing this and you reading it was a waste of our time. Please look past the fact that my written grammar is poor cuz I hate to type I speak very well. this leads me to the part where you have to understand that sending endless e-mails back and forth for days till we both get bored and stop does not interest me well it does but only for an hour. Lets really talk.



For the detail oriented reader,



I am a funny, smart, and single dad. I live alone other then when my son is here. I work for myself and my boss is an ass, wait that's me. I am really kind of cool. I promise to make you laugh but will stop before you pee or spit milk through your nose but only if you say I have to otherwise watch out and careful while drinking anything.



More about me?? Really ok nothing on cable?



I may sound coincided wait no I'm not that great ok here goes..... I'm really 36 and will be 35 next year and 34 after and so on. If you date me you get to follow that rule as well.



I have a near perfect 3 year old son, actually he is perfect but you will have to see that for yourself when and if the time is right.



I don't have dogs or cats I don't mind if you do just don't make me clean up after them deal? If you have 10 cats or ten dogs or any combination of the two please just pass me by they obviously have you out numbered for a reason.